We have no idea who these people are. Are they supposed to be characters from Michael Kun’s books? If so, which of his characters sit on a rooftop drinking beer? And is that one guy flying a kite or something? Man, that guy looks like he spends all day stealing catalytic converters or something.
If you’re looking at this on your phone, turn your phone sideways so you can see that there’s a guy sitting down holding a kite string. That guy must really want attention. Why not get a snake and wrap it around your shoulders, buddy?
The Allergic Boy Versus the Left-Handed Girl is available now. I mean, right now.
The Allergic Boy Versus the Left-Handed Girl is Michael Kun’s new novel. It’s the best thing he will ever write. Seriously. Trust us on this. He should just stop writing now.
In connection with the release of the “Eat Wheaties!” movie, The Locklear Letters has been re-released as Eat Wheaties!
Was that confusing? Regardless, you can order the book right here. You’ll love it. You’ll laugh so hard that milk will come out of your nose — even if you’re not drinking milk!
The “Eat Wheaties!” movie is out! Now!
You can order it here if you want to stream it at home. Or at work if your employer doesn’t mind you watching a movie when you’re supposed to be working. (And if your employer doesn’t mind that, can you tell us how to forward our resume?)